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Before you enter this section of my site and wonder if I've I lost my mind, let me
tell you about the origins of Swearware Pottery.
While I admit to having painted, photographed and posted this line to my site,
this entire collection should be blamed on my brother, Russell. That's him on
the right looking all laid back and earthy-crunchy. Don't be fooled.
"What you need," he says "is pottery for guys. You know, with swears on it and
shit." Ya right, I say, rolling my eyes. There's a huge market for that.
Fast forward a few months to Christmas 06. Once again, I have to figure out
what to get for a 6'4" guy whose yard looks like a used car lot and who doesn't
even own a kitchen table. Ooh. I know. Pottery with swears on it and shit.
tell you about the origins of Swearware Pottery.
While I admit to having painted, photographed and posted this line to my site,
this entire collection should be blamed on my brother, Russell. That's him on
the right looking all laid back and earthy-crunchy. Don't be fooled.
"What you need," he says "is pottery for guys. You know, with swears on it and
shit." Ya right, I say, rolling my eyes. There's a huge market for that.
Fast forward a few months to Christmas 06. Once again, I have to figure out
what to get for a 6'4" guy whose yard looks like a used car lot and who doesn't
even own a kitchen table. Ooh. I know. Pottery with swears on it and shit.
So I make him six mugs, each featuring a favorite and well used
profane expression. I'm laughing the whole time I'm making them
because I actually feel naughty as I stamp out each letter ... F ... U ...
When they're finished, I show them to a guy friend who throws back
his head, lets out a huge belly laugh and promptly buys Russell's
FU mug. Hmmm, I say to myself. Maybe what I need is a line of
pottery for guys. You know, with swears on it and shit?
Russell is single and living alone in a small town near Laconia, NH.
While we've given up hope that he'll ever carry on the family name,
we have been actively trying to marry him off for decades. He's
smart, funny, plays a wicked guitar and sings like a fricken bird.
profane expression. I'm laughing the whole time I'm making them
because I actually feel naughty as I stamp out each letter ... F ... U ...
When they're finished, I show them to a guy friend who throws back
his head, lets out a huge belly laugh and promptly buys Russell's
FU mug. Hmmm, I say to myself. Maybe what I need is a line of
pottery for guys. You know, with swears on it and shit?
Russell is single and living alone in a small town near Laconia, NH.
While we've given up hope that he'll ever carry on the family name,
we have been actively trying to marry him off for decades. He's
smart, funny, plays a wicked guitar and sings like a fricken bird.
If you know of a woman who'd be happy on the back of a motorcycle moving well above the speed limit, who wouldn't mind
hanging around with a bunch of aging ex-motorcycle racers and isn't offended by Swearware, maybe you could have her
people contact my people? To contact my people click here.
hanging around with a bunch of aging ex-motorcycle racers and isn't offended by Swearware, maybe you could have her
people contact my people? To contact my people click here.
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